Michelle Noteboom
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Canker

A nascent high of tetanus and promotion. To guzzle in the bank, increase your ochre vistas, rest your dove, quack and take these precautions: 1) Don’t cross the street with a hacking cough but fill your bowls with analysis. To cure then kill your diet, force down an exaggerated panini and mayonnaise. 2) You don’t need to chart the wind: success or failure will still lead to carcinoma. 3) Know the key to the cellular is guarded. Spenderly advice defeats all substitutes.

See, you’re in splendid form, a penis of energy with enough huff to make a molting admiral ill. Your portfolio is decisively gonzo. Doves resting alone veneer the accordion of not-far peace. If pottery squelches your colleagues’ individualism, portray vindication by fastening a newborn to your galoshes. Quantum fondness makes you miserable. To waylay morose innumerable trash, invest in Draino as an alternative to fundamental petty galumphing.

 

ei in splendida forma e pieno di energie, in ufficio sei molto ammirato e il tuo portafoglio è decisamente gonfio. Dovresti solo avere l'accortezza di non far pesare il tuo potere a qualche collega invidioso, potrebbe vendicarsi facendo nascere un pettegolezzo che, per quanto infondato, ti metterebbe in cattiva luce. Le tue innumerevoli tresche amorose, invece, daranno adito a pettegolezzi fondatissimi. 


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