holiday greeting card
It’s true that mosquitoes find me first and completely. Ask Mike
who thought it was true for him then realized I have three things
going for me: a slick forehead, an inclination towards inappropriate
colors, and platelets that reach record highs. It’s just like
“Most things moving are alive” and “Cover your dinner
with a net.”
If you’re wondering, the car is just fine and it’s not so
bad to share.
My older brother’s never been in love and I must be cruel because
I asked him so. The Marcel Dzama display was fantastic! Fox heads
buttoned at the collars and other antics the boss wouldn’t
Mom is fine. She called precisely to advise on exfoliating creams.
In other words, your bumpy skin is on my mind dear. Then get married.
Dear Mosquitos, send my regards to the little ones. P.S. Your dedication
is commendable. If we haven’t seen you in awhile, same ol’
same ol’ here.
I don’t wear earrings and I don’t wear deodorant.
It’s not a hippie thing
it’s just not the same kind of stink. It’s true I wear
perhaps you’d be happy to know that. There are many special
and I’m sure I’ll see you there.